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2am Saturday morning, refrigerator door closes Well were offically out of beer.

Good, maybe now we can focus. turning pages in a notebook 27, 28, 29 ideas and they either suck or someone has already done it.

How about a movie about a car that takes the driver back in time where he encounters wacky situations and even meets his parents as teenagers?

Been done.

OK, how about a luvable fat guy and his ambiguously gay little friend who find themselves having to save the company they work for from closing after fat guy's dad dies who owned the company?

You really are an idiot. We just watched that movie yesterday.

Oh, that's right. OK Mel Brooks, thrill me with your ideas.

How about one with a too hip detective who comes back to life after having been frozen for 30 years and tries to pick up where he left off chasing international crime figures?

You're kidding aren't you?

throwing his notebook across the room which knocks over a small table sending 18 beer bottles crashing to the floor

Now that's funny.

Kyle starts to clean up the mess Sorry about that Joe.

No worries, I'll get it later.

Kyle circles the living room pulling his hair I give up. Every story idea I have truly does suck or ends up turning into lesbian porn starring Natalie Portman and Shania Twain.

Joe laughing Shania Twain?

You know I love redheads.

Shania is not a redhead you idiot. throws a pillow at him that misses but does send another beer bottle to the ground

Do not screw with the creative process. hands on hips I am an ar...Tist! knock at the door

walking past Kyle to open the door Even if you are an idiot, I'm with you on the Natalie Portman idea but Shania?" Joe opens the door